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Sabtu, 20 Februari 2016

Winter has arrived and other shtuff



Winter has arrived here in Saskatchewan, Canada (The big prairie province in the center of Canada on any map), it actually arrived last Monday but only an inch or 2 of snow fell, along with the freezing rain which made the roads a real joy to drive on

Anyway we are getting another 2 or 4 inches of snow tonight and tomorrow (so says the weatherman), I dont mind the snow, its the stupid rain that comes with it that I hate.

I have readied the house and property for winter, I began doing so near the beginning of October as I am old enough to feel it in my bones, that and I observe nature to see what the plants, birds, and animals are doing, they are a good indicator of weather be it good or bad.

A Canadian winter is brutal, but I tell you this.... you havent truly lived until you have survived a Saskatchewan winter! ( those of you in Alaska would be the only other folks who could relate, and those in various areas of Russia as well ), Saskatchewan has 2 seasons , Hotter than Hades or Colder than a Witches tit on Sunday! there is no gentle reprieve between the 2, its either 1 or the other.

I have prepared my family for the next 6 months of brutal winter storms, I have winterized the house by shoving expanding foam into and all cracks,cleaning the furnace and ducts,stocked up on furnace filters,put poly over all the windows (outside),stacked 90lb square hay bales around the foundation perimeter,insulated all the water pipes and sewer lines, I also stocked up on essentials like Crap Wrap!!(toilet paper), nothing worse than running out when its 40 below zero during a winter blizzard and you have to drive 26 miles to the nearest Walmart or Costco to get more!!

I finally made it out hunting and have a chest freezer full of half a deer (I split it with my sister), 4 ducks and 2 geese, theres enough room for about 40lbs of store bought meat, I plan on heading out to the Hutterite colony next week to buy some of their chickens and a couple turkeys as well as 50lbs of taters. Hutterites are like Amish only they do use electricity drive cars and use modern farm machinery, they dont how ever have television radios and such, no individual owns any property or money they share among the colony , they do believe any outsider is doomed to eternal Hell but are always happy to sell their goods to us damned sinners, they have great prices too, far better than retail stores or warehouse stores, so I do business with them quite often.

I took our 12 year old son "Hammy" out hunting for the first time, the killing of the deer disturbed him enough that he had us bow our heads in prayer for it and say thank you to the deer for giving its life to provide us with meat throughout the winter.
I am so very proud of him and his insistence taught me a lot about the kind of man he is slowly becoming, of course cleaning the deer almost made him pass out, but nothing went to waste, the innards that cant be used were left for the turkey vultures, coyotes, and foxes, the antlers I will mount and varnish so my son can use it as a hat rack ( he loves his ball caps), the hide will eventually be sold and the meat I divided between my sister and her family and myself and my family.

Some folks would argue that its wrong to take a 12 year old boy hunting and to teach him how to hunt,kill,and clean an animal...those people are what I like to call moronic busybodies who would (if given their way) put every kid in bubble wrap and make them watch barney all day, totally out of touch with reality. you teach a kid that killing is serious and not just a video game they will develop compassion and empathy for the animals and they understand the food chain better, it also teaches them ethics and makes them look at the food industry closely.

Will our son grow up to be a hunter? probably not, but he will have the ability to do so to provide for his family should he ever in his life have to, most likely he will get his food from the store just as the vast majority do, and like I usually do, I hunt for a few reasons, #1 it culls the herds so there is less starvation during winter (means more deer survive the winters to have baby deers in the spring), #2 I supplement our grocery store food with wild game which makes my grocery bill less expensive (handy when finances occasionally get tight), #3 its bonding time with my male friends who hunt, we have something in common and do it for the same reasons, and this year the new reason #4 was to teach our son about life and what it means to take a life. you just cant teach that sort of thing in school, its something you need to learn and experience first hand. (PETA is gonna be up my ass for this blog entry)

guess thats all for now

Butch
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Jumat, 05 Februari 2016

My Winter Driving Adventure


So we went to the city yesterday to get my wife’s blood work done, despite being COLD ENOUGH TO KILL PENGUINS! ( I shit you not…it’s frickin COLD out there) the highway was surprisingly and even shockingly ice free, good thing too because I still haven’t got my winter tires on, I figured it was gonna be a pleasant day despite the cold after all.

Then we got to the city and BAM!! the ass end of my car started twerking like Miley Cyrus on crack , yeah that made my ass hole SLAM SHUT tighter than a virgin on prom night! If that weren’t enough I come to a red light and had to stop, of course there is a shiny new car in front of me, I tap the brakes and my car goes into some sort of psychedelic slalom sliding ever closer to the ass end of the shiny new car…. by this time my ass hole is really puckered so tight I swear shit shot out my ears as I yelled to my wife HOLD ON this is really gonna HURT!! I saw the driver of the shiny new car looking in his rear view and his eyes were BUGGING outta his head, he was about to get a 91 Cavalier shoved up his ass , the look of sheer terror on his face woulda been PRICELESS if it wasn’t gonna send my insurance through the roof !! (Here in Canada you’re automatically at fault if you rear end anyone, no excuses allowed, your guilty, and your pretty much fucked insurance wise)

My feet were dancing on the pedal so rapidly I woulda made Fred Astaire proud!! feathering the brakes while praying to the powers that be …PLEASE DON”T LET ME GIVE THAT GUY A CHEVY ENIMA!! repeatedly,….time slowed down so slow and RiffRaff,Magenta and Little Nell were singing like angels in the back of my head….Let’s do the Time Warp again….

Aaaaannnnd the mighty Cavalier caught her footing at the last second and stopped just a twat hair shy of that shiny new cars rear bumper…. both the new cars driver and I got out for a looksee , both of us just stood there looking first at our bumpers then at each other in TOTAL and COMPLETE UTTER DISBELIEF… not a word was spoken between us, the look of relief on the guys face from avoiding being ANAL RAPED by a Cavalier said it all, what could I say? I just smiled back at him and shrugged my shoulders and we both got back in our cars, when the light turned green I waited for him to put some distance between us, which he did, he was gone faster than a naked duck in a wind storm! I just eased forward keeping a 3 vehicle distance between me and the next guy up front, I surely didn’t want a repeat of the current events.

As I drove to the clinic I was thanking the powers that be …thank you thank you thank you for not adding VEHICULAR BUGGERY to my list of Karma infractions!! My Wife was as white as a ghost and literally had to pry her hands off the dash board, I just looked at her and smiled and said I missed him by a country mile !

We made it to the clinic and she got her blood work done, from there we headed to the starvation army (Salvation army) to drop off a car load of clothes for those that need them, it took some skill driving across the icy city streets, but we just went slow and steady, while at the salvation army unloading the clothes I was watching vehicle after vehicle slide through the stop sign and intersection and wondered where the hell are the sand trucks? I counted 14 vehicles go sliding through the intersection, I planned my route out of the city , straight down 13th ave only 6 lights and 1 major intersection and it would dump us out on the grid (gravel) road which I could stick to all the way home.

So that’s pretty much what happened yesterday, today I stayed home and will be home until Thursday, then it’s off to another adventure in the city!… never did see a sand truck either.

Remember folks: express your love often,never take tomorrow for granted,and be kind to others

Butch
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